1 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:35,709 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:05,938 Once again it's time to learn about science 3 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,440 on Ask Mr. Lizard. 4 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:09,408 Hi, kids. 5 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:10,643 Hi, Mr. Lizard. 6 00:01:10,745 --> 00:01:13,179 Hi, Mr. Lizard. What are we going to learn today? 7 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:17,116 Well, Timmy, what do you think would happen if we mixed potassium nitrate, 8 00:01:17,218 --> 00:01:20,053 - Ooh. - Charcoal and sulfur? 9 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:22,688 Hmm. Gee, Mr. Lizard, I don't know. 10 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:24,457 We're going to need another Timmy. 11 00:01:24,559 --> 00:01:26,926 Gee, Mr. Lizard, nothing's happening. 12 00:01:27,028 --> 00:01:31,464 Well, Timmy, maybe we need to put some light on the subject. 13 00:01:31,566 --> 00:01:33,599 We're going to need another Timmy. 14 00:01:35,836 --> 00:01:36,836 Say it. 15 00:01:36,871 --> 00:01:39,472 We're going to need another Timmy. 16 00:01:39,574 --> 00:01:40,940 Yay! 17 00:01:41,042 --> 00:01:42,775 - Cool. - Cool. 18 00:01:42,877 --> 00:01:44,357 - Yay! - Finished your cereal? 19 00:01:44,412 --> 00:01:45,511 No cereal. Juice. 20 00:01:45,613 --> 00:01:47,224 First cereal, then juice. 21 00:01:47,248 --> 00:01:48,458 - First juice. - Then cereal? 22 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:50,049 We'll see. 23 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,951 Huh! 24 00:01:53,721 --> 00:01:54,721 Juice! 25 00:01:57,658 --> 00:02:00,326 All right, all right. 26 00:02:00,428 --> 00:02:02,061 Here you go. 27 00:02:04,766 --> 00:02:07,567 Would one of you keep an eye on your brother while I'm upstairs? 28 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,135 - It's his turn. - I watched him yesterday. 29 00:02:10,237 --> 00:02:12,037 Thank you both so much. 30 00:02:12,139 --> 00:02:13,940 And make sure he eats his cereal. 31 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:15,186 - Yeah. - Yeah. 32 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:17,242 Yeah. Right. 33 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:21,013 - Ha ha ha! - What? 34 00:02:21,115 --> 00:02:22,315 Yuck. 35 00:02:23,484 --> 00:02:25,584 Got to love me. 36 00:02:25,686 --> 00:02:26,926 Ugh... 37 00:02:27,922 --> 00:02:29,500 - Clean it up! - You clean it up! 38 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,600 No, you clean it. 39 00:02:30,624 --> 00:02:32,570 - I got to go upstairs! - I got to go first! 40 00:02:32,594 --> 00:02:33,859 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 41 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:39,298 Brother! Sister! I'm all alone! 42 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:46,539 Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! 43 00:03:06,961 --> 00:03:08,739 What do you want? 44 00:03:08,763 --> 00:03:10,330 Ice cream! 45 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:11,297 Yeah, yeah! 46 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:14,067 Kid wants ice cream. Take it. 47 00:03:19,173 --> 00:03:21,007 A-ha. 48 00:03:22,877 --> 00:03:24,210 Cookies! 49 00:03:24,312 --> 00:03:27,513 Cookies! Cookies! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 50 00:03:29,517 --> 00:03:32,318 Cake! Candy! Frozen yogurt! 51 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,921 Come on! Keep it coming! Keep it coming! 52 00:03:35,023 --> 00:03:36,955 More, more, more! Bonbons! 53 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:38,058 Jelly beans! 54 00:03:38,159 --> 00:03:39,057 Jelly beans. 55 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,560 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 56 00:03:40,662 --> 00:03:44,330 More, more! Keep going! Keep it coming! Keep it coming! 57 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:54,907 Go! Go! Go! Go! 58 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:14,193 Morning, kids. What are you doing? 59 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,062 - Watching the baby. - Me too. 60 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:19,332 Nice to see you're accepting more responsibility. 61 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:25,170 Whee! 62 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,084 Franny, where'd all the sugar go? 63 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:40,352 - Whee! - Huh? 64 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,123 Fran, I'm calling you. 65 00:04:44,225 --> 00:04:46,391 Yahoo! 66 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:50,029 - What was that? - Whoa. 67 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:54,967 You made all this mess? 68 00:04:55,069 --> 00:04:57,436 I'm vibrating! 69 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:59,650 I am not cleaning this up. 70 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,343 Earl! 71 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:08,047 Don't Earl me. I just pass through this house on my way to work. 72 00:05:08,149 --> 00:05:11,050 I was upstairs with Robbie and Charlene's laundry. 73 00:05:11,152 --> 00:05:14,120 I can't deal with all three kids at the same time. 74 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:16,389 I told you two kids, but oh, no. 75 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:19,591 Now there's three of them and two of us. 76 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,093 We lost. 3-2. 77 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,529 You're talking about our family, Earl. 78 00:05:23,631 --> 00:05:26,777 Excuse me, Fran, but I was prepared for child one and child two. 79 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:29,401 We planned for them, they arrived on schedule, 80 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,282 and I thought the family was complete, 81 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,005 but no. 82 00:05:33,107 --> 00:05:35,608 Arriving on track number three... 83 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,509 Aah! 84 00:05:36,611 --> 00:05:38,578 Whoo whoo! 85 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,658 Absolutely without warning. 86 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:42,582 Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, 87 00:05:42,684 --> 00:05:45,017 chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, 88 00:05:45,119 --> 00:05:46,119 whoo whoo! 89 00:05:46,187 --> 00:05:47,827 Chugga, chugga, whoo whoo! 90 00:05:47,856 --> 00:05:50,022 I'm the baby. Got to love me. 91 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:52,536 I'm the daddy. Got to go to work. How about a kiss? 92 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,727 Aww. 93 00:05:56,964 --> 00:06:00,299 Aw, your daddy just needs to spend more time with you 94 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:04,736 so he can get to know every little bit of you like I do. 95 00:06:04,838 --> 00:06:07,205 See my bump? 96 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:09,775 What the heck is that? 97 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:16,549 I don't understand. It started out as this little bump. 98 00:06:16,651 --> 00:06:18,061 What do you think it is? 99 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:20,052 - In my professional opinion? - Yes. 100 00:06:20,154 --> 00:06:22,922 A long, gold bony thing with a point. 101 00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:26,058 Of course, we haven't done any tests yet. 102 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,227 It's like a horn. 103 00:06:28,329 --> 00:06:29,695 Yes, in a way. 104 00:06:29,797 --> 00:06:30,929 Let me see! Where? 105 00:06:31,031 --> 00:06:32,198 How did it happen? 106 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,778 Well, judging from its size and color, 107 00:06:34,802 --> 00:06:37,003 mmm... I have no idea. 108 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:39,839 Well, he did eat a lot of sugar this morning. 109 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,352 So did I, but I don't look like a freak of nature. 110 00:06:43,711 --> 00:06:45,110 Well, good luck to you. 111 00:06:45,212 --> 00:06:46,078 Doctor, wait. 112 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:48,381 You won't tell anyone, will you? 113 00:06:48,483 --> 00:06:50,527 Oh, please, I'm a doctor. 114 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:55,087 Patient confidentiality absolutely prohibits me from telling anybody 115 00:06:55,189 --> 00:06:57,089 about things like that. 116 00:06:57,191 --> 00:06:59,892 Hey, Earl, how's the little freak of nature? 117 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:03,462 Now you got a son and a hat rack. 118 00:07:04,699 --> 00:07:06,999 All right, very funny, very funny. 119 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:09,502 Let's all have a good laugh 120 00:07:09,604 --> 00:07:11,671 at my family's pain and suffering. 121 00:07:11,773 --> 00:07:14,073 Sorry, there. 122 00:07:14,175 --> 00:07:15,041 Well, no offense. 123 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,542 Glad it didn't happen to me. 124 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:17,922 Touchy, touchy. 125 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:21,180 OK, my best buddy in all the world, your turn. 126 00:07:21,282 --> 00:07:24,283 I suppose have you an amusing remark about my son's affliction? 127 00:07:24,385 --> 00:07:27,853 Hey, would I never, pally-boy. 128 00:07:27,955 --> 00:07:30,167 You know, I don't often let people in on this, 129 00:07:30,191 --> 00:07:35,561 but there was one time in my life when I had short little stubby arms. 130 00:07:39,299 --> 00:07:41,667 Yep, I did. 131 00:07:41,769 --> 00:07:43,369 Roy, you're a tyrannosaurus. 132 00:07:43,471 --> 00:07:45,571 What are you saying? 133 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,139 - Nothing. - Oh. 134 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:50,009 All I know is my life was not nearly as difficult 135 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,377 when I only had two kids. 136 00:07:52,479 --> 00:07:54,046 Is that a terrible thing to say? 137 00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:58,517 Why do I always get picked last for the bowling team? 138 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,627 Oh. Ah. 139 00:08:07,729 --> 00:08:09,795 - Best two of three? - Yeah. 140 00:08:09,897 --> 00:08:11,030 Charlene! 141 00:08:11,131 --> 00:08:13,371 You told us to play with him. 142 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:17,036 Fran, I want that thing off that kid's face. 143 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:19,338 I don't care what it takes, just do it. 144 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,118 How was your day, dear? 145 00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:23,409 Saw it off, Fran, saw it off right now. 146 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:26,545 We are not sawing off a piece of our child's head. 147 00:08:26,647 --> 00:08:28,915 But I'm getting teased at work. 148 00:08:29,017 --> 00:08:31,257 That's not a good reason, Earl. 149 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:33,752 This, on the other hand, is a very good reason. 150 00:08:33,854 --> 00:08:35,621 Where did you get that, Ethel? 151 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,156 A dinosaur in a black cloak delivered it. 152 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:39,791 Oh, no! 153 00:08:39,893 --> 00:08:40,792 What is it, Dad? 154 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,261 It's the official scroll 155 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:44,396 with the official red ribbon. 156 00:08:44,498 --> 00:08:45,631 Well, what does it mean? 157 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:46,999 It means... 158 00:08:48,436 --> 00:08:50,403 I've been summoned, haven't I? 159 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:54,840 "The Council of Elders, meeting in the Cave of Destiny, 160 00:08:54,942 --> 00:08:57,476 deep within the Mountain of Terror, 161 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,946 half a block south of Mort's Big and Tall, 162 00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:03,081 hereby summons Earl Sinclair..." 163 00:09:03,184 --> 00:09:05,517 What have I done? What have I done? 164 00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:07,453 "and his infant son." 165 00:09:07,555 --> 00:09:09,222 I knew it. I told you. 166 00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:10,956 "Nothing but trouble," I said. 167 00:09:11,058 --> 00:09:13,425 "But he's such a sweet thing," you said. 168 00:09:13,527 --> 00:09:16,061 Well... well... 169 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,295 This! 170 00:09:17,397 --> 00:09:19,342 I don't get it. What's the big deal 171 00:09:19,366 --> 00:09:21,434 - about this cave of old guys? - Yeah. 172 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:24,303 Terror. Horror. No one ever comes back. 173 00:09:24,405 --> 00:09:28,374 I hear they once made a guy bite off his own head. 174 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:29,742 Earl, calm down. 175 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:32,845 All these wild tales of mystical voodoo mumbo jumbo 176 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,981 are just silly rumors. 177 00:09:55,603 --> 00:09:56,502 Hiya. 178 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:58,115 - Silence! - You got it. 179 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,973 Are you the father of this horned child? 180 00:10:01,075 --> 00:10:03,875 Um, uh... uh... uh... 181 00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:05,944 Oh, geez. 182 00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:07,479 Yeah, I am. 183 00:10:07,581 --> 00:10:09,927 But please don't make me bite off my own head. 184 00:10:09,951 --> 00:10:12,752 I was practicing in the lobby, and it just wasn't happening. 185 00:10:12,854 --> 00:10:14,887 - Silence! - You got it! 186 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:19,025 Do you understand the significance of the golden horn? 187 00:10:19,127 --> 00:10:20,959 Uh... no. 188 00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:23,695 But I could chew off my foot if you want. 189 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,265 Behold the sacred Book of Dinosaur, 190 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:29,735 the wisdom of the ages handed down from the beginning of time. 191 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,771 "And there shall come a child 192 00:10:31,873 --> 00:10:34,172 from whom shall grow a golden horn, 193 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:38,510 and he shall be king of the dinosaurs." 194 00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:39,845 King? 195 00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:42,781 "And he shall be born of a noble mother, 196 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,451 and his father shall be courageous and wise." 197 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,223 Give me the Wite-Out. 198 00:10:57,598 --> 00:11:01,967 "Father shall be a blithering idiot." 199 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:03,803 Can he do that? 200 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:07,573 "And this golden child shall be revered from near and far." 201 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:08,974 Junior, you hear that? 202 00:11:09,076 --> 00:11:10,809 Uh, got to go. 203 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,210 No! No! 204 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,057 "And from his mouth his simple word 205 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:16,548 shall ring out only the purest truth." 206 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,083 Got to go. 207 00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:19,385 Junior, hold it in. 208 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:21,954 Behold, the king of the dinosaurs! 209 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,123 Behold, his brow is knit with wisdom! 210 00:11:26,828 --> 00:11:28,905 Hey, are you guys really serious? 211 00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:31,864 Behold, he is about to speak! 212 00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,634 I made a big poop. 213 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,437 Ohh! Ohh! 214 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:43,342 Ah! Ah! 215 00:11:52,186 --> 00:11:54,030 The Making of a King, Day Two. 216 00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:57,456 Now here is DNN correspondent Howard Handupme. 217 00:11:57,558 --> 00:12:01,393 Good evening. As prophesied in the Book of Dinosaur, 218 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:05,097 a child with a golden horn has been found and declared the new king. 219 00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:09,468 This was the scene yesterday at the Cave of Destiny. 220 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:13,338 Behold the king! 221 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,509 I don't have to take a nap. 222 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,245 Today the king holds court at his parents' home 223 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:25,216 as thousands flock to see the infant sovereign and touch the sacred horn. 224 00:12:25,319 --> 00:12:26,452 Make way! Coming through! 225 00:12:26,554 --> 00:12:28,620 Father of the king coming through! 226 00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:31,857 All right, get back. Wait your turn. 227 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,358 Peasants. 228 00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:39,131 There he is. How's Daddy's little monarch? 229 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,933 Want to go night-night. 230 00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:45,070 Oh, heavy is the head that wears the crown. 231 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,184 Earl, it's time for his nap now. 232 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,607 Nonsense, Wife-of-the-Father-of-the-King. 233 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:52,610 The problems of state never nap. 234 00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:56,048 Our little potentate has subjects to receive, 235 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,983 disputes to settle, 236 00:12:58,085 --> 00:13:00,319 athletic gear to endorse. 237 00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:04,122 - Prince Robert? - Yeah, Dad? 238 00:13:04,224 --> 00:13:06,336 Princess Charlene could use some help out there 239 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,271 granting admittance to those commoners 240 00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:10,695 who seek an audience with their king. 241 00:13:10,765 --> 00:13:13,365 Forget it, Dad. I'm not bowing down to my little brother 242 00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:15,801 because he's got some horn growing out of his head. 243 00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:18,437 Those dinosaurs outside are just sheep. 244 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:22,274 Have you noticed some of those sheep are cheerleaders? 245 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,313 Your Majesty. Yes. 246 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,995 Oh, look, Dad, it's Mr. Turtlepuss and the guys from work. 247 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,485 Uh, hi there, Earl. 248 00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:35,899 We've come to pay homage to the king. 249 00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:38,268 Looky who's here, three wise guys 250 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:42,060 come to make some humorous affliction remarks about my son, 251 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,595 the royal hat rack. 252 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,265 - Well, we brought gifts. - Yeah? 253 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,766 Spices from the north. 254 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,069 Silk from the east. 255 00:13:50,171 --> 00:13:53,105 One of those big plastic fire trucks with ladders 256 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,573 and hoses that squirt. 257 00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:55,740 Gimme. 258 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:58,143 I'm not sure your transparent generosity 259 00:13:58,245 --> 00:13:59,456 is acceptable to the king. 260 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,912 Yes, it is. 261 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,682 Uh, Earl, we're sorry about what we said. 262 00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,328 Yeah. We didn't mean anything. 263 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,353 How were we supposed to know the kid was so special? 264 00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:10,222 I knew. I always knew. 265 00:14:10,324 --> 00:14:13,726 I knew from the day this kid was hatched 266 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:17,630 I was the father of a very, very special treasure. 267 00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:22,034 What? 268 00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:23,802 Geez. 269 00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:32,911 Boy, those kings on a stick went like crazy. 270 00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:34,658 Just look at this floor. 271 00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:37,661 Everyone in Pangaea must have trooped through here. 272 00:14:37,685 --> 00:14:40,085 A monarch's work is never done. 273 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:41,487 It still isn't, Dad. 274 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,055 There's one more loyal subject out here. 275 00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:45,757 Uh, hey there, pally-boy. 276 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,494 Roy, come on in. Glad to see you. 277 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,463 Come down to have a beer and shoot the breeze? 278 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,899 Actually, I wanted to talk to the king for a minute 279 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,667 if it's all the same to you there, Earl. 280 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,902 Uncle Roy! 281 00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,437 Sure. Step right up. 282 00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:01,106 You're a good friend of the court after all, 283 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,741 the best friend. 284 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:07,445 Not to overstep my bounds or nothin', but could I speak to the king alone? 285 00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:09,648 Sure. I guess, if you want to. 286 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,484 - I'll just go over here. - Good. 287 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,854 Uh... Uh... 288 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,122 Uh... 289 00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,591 Your Highness... 290 00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:21,727 Uncle Roy. 291 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,530 Uh, as I understand it, now that you're the king, 292 00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:29,067 well, you may have some kind of mystical powers 293 00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,535 of a supernatural nature. 294 00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:33,138 - Hi, Uncle Roy. - Yeah, hi. 295 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:38,477 And I was hoping you could see your way clear to granting me a wish. 296 00:15:38,578 --> 00:15:40,745 - Juice? - Thanks, no. 297 00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:43,548 I realize I'm a tyrannosaurus, 298 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:46,718 and as a tyrannosaurus, I use my massive jaws 299 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,787 to tear stuff limb from limb, 300 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,257 but... I... well... 301 00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:58,196 To tell you the truth, I always wanted to play the piano... 302 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:02,601 eat with a fork, get picked first for the bowling team. 303 00:16:02,703 --> 00:16:04,236 Want a fire truck? 304 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,039 No, I want longer arms. 305 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,642 Can you do that for me? 306 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:16,748 - Funny arms. - Yeah, I know. 307 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,884 - Like 'em. - You do? 308 00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:21,553 - Like you. - You do? 309 00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:22,554 Mmm. 310 00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,790 So I'm just being stupid? 311 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,561 - Stupid. - Yeah, I guess I am. 312 00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:32,131 - Uncle Roy? - Yeah? 313 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,641 Hey, you got a great king there, pally-boy. 314 00:16:42,743 --> 00:16:45,944 Yeah, thanks, Roy, old buddy. 315 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:50,148 Yeah. I got a great kid. 316 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,884 Oh, yeah... Aah! 317 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,256 - Ah! - I have come for the child. 318 00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,727 What are you talking about? 319 00:17:01,829 --> 00:17:05,296 He is king now. He must join us in the Cave of Destiny, 320 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,933 where we can train him in the manner of a ruler. 321 00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:10,268 What makes you think my husband and I 322 00:17:10,371 --> 00:17:13,411 are going to stand by while you walk out of here with our baby? 323 00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:15,507 Shush. 324 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,343 "He who defies the will of the Elders 325 00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:20,579 shall be thrown into the Fiery Pit of Despair 326 00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,315 and suffer an eternity of unspeakable torment 327 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,719 roasting in the unrelenting fires of absolute misery." 328 00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:31,437 Bye. 329 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,307 Um, good dinner, Mom. 330 00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:49,308 Don't start in on me. 331 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,820 What'd I... What'd I say? 332 00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:53,144 Charlene, sweetheart, it's all right. 333 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:55,980 Your mother just hasn't come to terms with the fact 334 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,650 that your little brother is not with us anymore. 335 00:17:58,752 --> 00:18:01,619 - Oh, I understand. - Good. 336 00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,490 - Robbie. - Hmm? Oh, yeah. 337 00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:08,326 Not the mother! Not the mother! 338 00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:11,897 No, that's not it at all. 339 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,432 Yeah, it's the wrong pot, isn't it? 340 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,067 No, it doesn't matter. It could never be the same. 341 00:18:16,169 --> 00:18:17,481 - Yeah. - Just forget it. 342 00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:19,225 Should I throw some food at you? 343 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,908 That's sweet, Charlene, but it won't change the fact 344 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:27,746 that... that... my baby is gone! 345 00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:33,551 They took him away to a beautiful place 346 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:36,722 and a wonderful life where he'll get everything 347 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,456 he could ever need. 348 00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,925 Aw, Dad. 349 00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:45,430 And I'm not going to be the one who gives it to him. 350 00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:49,735 Robbie, Charlene, could you give us a moment, please? 351 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,403 Sure. 352 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,403 Yeah. 353 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,472 I'll practice on Charlene. 354 00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:03,916 It's all my fault, Fran. 355 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,852 I said we should have never had a third kid. 356 00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:09,421 I said we should have stopped at two. 357 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,523 How could I have been so foolish? 358 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,758 Earl, if you want a third child again, 359 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,528 there's only one thing left to do. 360 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,364 Aw, geez, Fran, I'm not in the mood. 361 00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:22,367 Of course I could get in the mood. 362 00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:24,902 Couple of cocktails, rub my back... 363 00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:28,907 Go get our son and bring him back. 364 00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:30,342 All right. You're right. 365 00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,710 I'm going up there and getting my son back. 366 00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:34,880 I'm going to get him back right now. 367 00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:38,850 Number 4,077. 368 00:19:38,952 --> 00:19:40,252 Uh... uh... 369 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:44,356 All I want to do is add a second story to my garage, 370 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:48,359 but it's zoned R1, so I need ten additional feet 371 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,728 for my property line. 372 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,110 Anyway, I was wondering 373 00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,565 could you grant me a variance? 374 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,967 Kiss the doll. 375 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,868 Oh, sure. 376 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,169 The variance is granted. 377 00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,871 Touch the horn and go. 378 00:19:59,973 --> 00:20:01,539 Thank you. 379 00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:04,209 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 380 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:07,112 Oh, my contractor will be so thrilled. 381 00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:09,080 4,078. 382 00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,782 Give me a whitefish. 383 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,385 What? 384 00:20:15,389 --> 00:20:17,055 Isn't this the Cave Deli? 385 00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,057 It's the Cave of Destiny. 386 00:20:19,159 --> 00:20:21,326 I've been standing here 16 hours. 387 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,895 What do you want from me? 388 00:20:23,998 --> 00:20:25,808 I just wanted to get a piece of fish... 389 00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:28,032 4,079. 390 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,375 That's me. 391 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,337 Approach the king, state your case. 392 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,939 You have three minutes. 393 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,540 I know you! 394 00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:37,475 He remembers me. 395 00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:39,110 Not the mama! 396 00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:41,412 Nobody else does it like him. 397 00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,692 Two minutes. 398 00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:44,282 Oh! Uh... 399 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,885 I came here to take you home. 400 00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:48,898 The guard at the door with the machine gun 401 00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,767 said that wouldn't be possible, son. 402 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,069 He's not your son. He's the king. 403 00:20:53,093 --> 00:20:54,693 You have one minute. 404 00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:57,229 Oh... 405 00:20:57,331 --> 00:21:01,533 I guess I didn't treat you much like a king, did I? 406 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,502 You were new. You were my third child, 407 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,350 and your mother says I should have spent more time with you. 408 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:10,775 Then you became king and they took you away. 409 00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,611 So now it's too late. 410 00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:14,413 But I want you to know 411 00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:17,315 even though all these guys think you're king 412 00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:19,851 'cause you got that horn, 413 00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:22,721 you will always be my son. 414 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,889 Your time is up. 415 00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:27,103 Touch the horn and begone. 416 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,045 - You see that? - What does this mean? 417 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:39,805 Son! The horn! It's falling off! 418 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,518 You need the horn to be the king. 419 00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:44,743 Without the horn, you'll just be my son. 420 00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:47,845 Daddy. 421 00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,148 Ohh... 422 00:22:12,272 --> 00:22:14,839 The King is a Hoax, Day One. 423 00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,475 Now here is Howard Handupme. 424 00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:19,577 Thousands are stunned as today the golden horn 425 00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:22,414 of the Sinclair baby falls off suddenly. 426 00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:26,518 The horn, first thought to be a portent of a golden age 427 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,020 for all dinosaur civilization 428 00:22:28,122 --> 00:22:32,223 is now believed to be just one of those things. 429 00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:39,397 Gee, Mr. Lizard, what should I do with the nitroglycerin? 430 00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:42,300 We're going to need another Timmy. 431 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,937 Well, Timmy, you just pour it into the blender there 432 00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:49,074 while I get behind this lead shield. 433 00:22:49,176 --> 00:22:50,842 OK. 434 00:22:50,944 --> 00:22:52,543 - Say it. - Say it. 435 00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:56,715 We're going to need another Timmy. 436 00:22:56,817 --> 00:22:58,950 Yay!